so a guy in a van pulls up in front of where i’m sitting
outside the city reliquary (museum and civic organization) and
calls me over to the window. i get close enough to see
he’s trying to sell me something and tell him, “hey, i’m
just out here to give candy to the kids.” he thinks about
it for a second, then says, “o.k., give them to the kids.”
then another guy pops up from the back with a couple of
boxes of very generic toothbrushes (which were pedigree-packaged
as if they were cross pens) and hands them out to me
smiling, pleased with their karmic profit…

the first of many spidermen

the loot

sweet-toothed spooks

me in civic spook-gear

this spidey traveled via the car service behind him
(seriously, his dad was a driver)

fairy with pearls and toothbrush of questionable origin


oh joy!